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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
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In a panic she told her lover "Hurry, stand in the corner. Dont move until I tell you to. Just shut your eyes and pretend youre a statue."

At the moment her husband walked into the room. "Whats this, honey?" he asked.

"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

They went to sleep and then around three o'clock in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and came back with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."



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