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Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local priest's home.


With difficulty they had managed to get the fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.


The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually did when confronted with such a situation.


Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied, "Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."


"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to move out of earshot so you can continue your work."

 

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]



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Lilac-Jade wrote:

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]


Couldn't risk injuring his hands. He needs those to pass the collection plate.

wink

 



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nytram wrote:
Lilac-Jade wrote:

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]


Couldn't risk injuring his hands. He needs those to pass the collection plate.

wink

 


 Do you remember Pastor Poster from the old days? I cannot remember if he came here or not. The gentleman went on to Rainbow bridge to be with his four kitties around 2002 He was great man. I still miss him like so many others. Any who he was always passing the collection plate for one cause or another.wink And those causes were so off the beaten path,  one couldn't help but to laugh. Such a dry humour he had.

Uni

 



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